Sniff

How’s this for an inappropriate post? So many things wrong here…

We were all at the dinner table eating supper. Cady had no pants on. Long story. Starts with constipation. Ends with her slobbering/gaging on her pants.

She had a long shirt on though. So, there’s that.

The subject of bath time came up. Specifically, that she needed to take one that night. Cady says something to the effect of, “yeah. My pee-pee is red and white,” and proceeds to try and show us with her hands.

Brennyn and I nearly in unison: “Cady, go wash your hands.”

Cady: “{sniff} Okay. Yeah. They smell like Santa Claus.”

My gag

I got a call from Cady’s school this afternoon. They told me she’d thrown up after getting up from her nap. I told them I’d be right there. Brennyn ended up being the one to pick her up. They’d given Cady a whole bunch of water at school after she’d vomited, and she threw all of that up in Brennyn’s car not far from home. 

By the time I got home, Brennyn had given Cady a bath, and she was feeling a lot better. She even ran to the door to meet me. First thing she wanted to do, was show me her “gag” (vomit) in mommy’ car. It’d already been cleaned up. She was a little disappointed.