I want a pee pee like that

I guess it’s only a matter of time until a four year old girl says something like this, but I still laughed. Hard.

Cady walked in on me using the restroom. Standing up.

She said, “I want to pee pee like that. Standing up.”

Thinking I might still avoid the elephant in the room, I said, “well, little girls can’t go standing up.”

Of course: “why?”

“You could make a mess going like that. Only boys go standing up,” I said.

Pointing insistently towards my backside, as I’d turned my back as soon as she opened the door, “I want a pee pee like that.”