I was in bed with Cady tonight. She’d been lying pretty still when she turned to me and whispered after hearing the fire in the living room crackle loudly, “Is Santa here yet?””No.”
“Well, tell me when he gets here.”
“I can’t. If he knows we’re awake, he’ll go without leaving presents.”
“Well, just do this then.” {mouths ‘Santa is here.’}
Kid is a genius.